Dr. SeussJuice

so i’m browsing around the web… decide to take a look and see what The Cool Hunter people are up to and find myself clicking on their sister site, Dear God.  the site is filled with depressing prayers to God however, i happen to find myself reading a post in the humor section (post below/picture above) – one gentleman’s consultation with Jesus on rebranding their image…

The Crucifix Thing Died When Madonna Set Them On Fire For Pepsi

Dear God,I have one word for you, dude: Vision.Having been in the ad game since the days when the right length pony tail got you an executives position, I can tell you a thing or two about your brand. Firstly, your PR guys are bad for your image. No one wants to do business with hypocrites so until your boys in the robes can start behaving themselves, your organization is going to suffer image problems.Secondly, cut the hair and lose the beard. I’m seeing a short back and side and at the very least a goatee for you. Thirdly, the crucifix thing died when Madonna set them on fire for Pepsi. I’m thinking we go for a octagon in a nice shade of fushia.Finally we need to condense the Old and New Testament into an online blog and YouTube a few miracles if you want to reach those selfish little Gen Y assholes. Those pricks live online and have plenty to go to confession for, but its gotta come to them so confesstube, may be something to think about.I do consultancy works for $1800 an hour . No personal cheques, I don’t care who you are.leon Stellar, Orion Media Partners – New York/USA